Scheduling vasectomies prior to the March Madness basketball championship has become as traditional as drinking beer and eating chicken wings. A vasectomy is just enough of a medical procedure to require the need for rest and permission to fondle oneself (cold pack) for the amount of time it takes to watch March Madness. It is also a perfect medical procedure because it pleases one's spouse, thereby assuring one will not be interrupted or asked to perform any tasks during the championship. Great planning, guys!
What's in it for women? It removes guys who might be drinking at a sports bar off the roads AND prevents them from contributing future spawn to an otherwise grateful society!
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