
As a child, I had a very bad habit of not using the dictionary and not wearing a watch because at some time, somewhere, somebody enabled that habit by continuing to answer my questions, "how do you spell....?" and "what time is it?". As a young adult, I found this impossible to continue plus someone finally had the nerve to suggest I wear a watch. And, I did. For awhile. Today, the time is available to me everywhere I look and the dictionary is available at my fingertips. And, I love, love, love how I only have to click the word in question when reading
The New York Times and a dictionary entry opens in a separate window.
True story. A friend of mine questioned her boyfriend once on a word he had used. He responded with great conviction, "Daniel Webster didn't know all the words". Great response, don't you think? Just because that had not occurred to us at the time didn't make him wrong. EXCEPT.... It was NOAH Webster, not Daniel.
Today, I'm finding said friend's boyfriend prophetic. I search a medical dictionary routinely and a Spanish dictionary occasionally. While indeed much easier to access, I need two dictionaries to get through my daily reads:
Wiktionary and
Urban Dictionary.
The Urban Dictionary became useful to me in an effort to translate teenager-speak and when trying to decipher dialogue in movies I sometimes found myself watching. Now the lexicon has drifted into my daily reads. This morning I had to look up "eighty-six", as in:
"Michael Steele is here to stay. Plenty of conservatives want to eighty-six him." Context suggests the definition, but who can pass up the chance to read the given definition(s) and try to determine why this particular word is used.
1)
Eighty-six - There were seven definitions given meaning basically the same thing, although the origin was debated. I chose number five here: To remove or eliminate.
Michael Steel is here to stay. Plenty of conservatives want to 'remove' him.
2) Cewebrity - Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day meaning an
Internet personality that has attained celebrity.
Have you read Jo at
Majority of Two? Since receiving Blog of Note, she has become a
cewebrity.
While one can discover which behaviors suggest
douchebaggery and other things I would never share here, I limit my visits to a 'need to know' basis. Of note, TIME magazine did name Urban Dictionary one of the
2008 Best Websites. I can't say it's a
best, but it is certainly useful at times. This list, of course, was probably devised by someone under 30. I bring this up because I have updated an old saying: Never trust anyone
under 30. Sound vaguely familiar?
Update 3/20/2009
Actually, I am only kidding about the 'Never trust anyone under 30'. I think we should turn everything over to younger minds and talents.