Since I'm Awake Anyway...

I am never awake this early and I don't want to make a habit of it but before I get sleepy again, which should be about 20 minutes before time to get dressed for work, I thought I'd share a few things I've enjoyed this morning. Maybe you'll enjoy them as well...

Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal to Coach Notre Dame SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday that He would not accept Notre Dame's 3-year, $5.6 million offer to coach the Fighting Irish. (The Onion)

Married (Happily) With Issues by Elizabeth Weil
Do you fear the snakes in your own marriage? Are you clearer about your job as a parent than your job as a spouse? (New York Times)

Silly science, silly inventions and other 2009 follies by Dr. Ayala
Who says science can’t serve up some holiday cheer? As 2009 draws to a close, I’d like to share some of the studies I failed to mention during this passing year, and pay tribute to some outstandingly ridiculous achievements in food, health and safety. (Salon)

And, what's an early morning without a cute cat video:

Surprised Kitty - watch more funny videos

Enjoy! It's back to bed so I can be late for work.