Seven

Not that I waste time, but "the Internets*" has replaced television as the number one time suck. HuffPost has a slideshow and poll for the 7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now. I am happy to announce that I only had one of these bookmarked.

Enjoy extreme makeovers? Have guests coming over for dinner but have no time or money? See how you can turn fast food into gourmet food at Fancy Fast Food. It is all in the presentation, right?

I initially felt a little weird about People of Walmart. I don't shop at Walmart for a variety of reasons. Now, after seeing this, I won't go for fear of having my picture taken! This is not only a time suck but Walmart is evidently a brain suck too. Check out these toys:

Matt Leinart is black??

Walmart - Slashing Prices and America's Intelligence (surveillance is misspelled)

I will let The Snuggie Sutra speak for itself: You both get in the Snuggie together. The Snuggie can go either way, maybe you can convince her to do the same.

If you remember Doogie Howser, M.D., then you probably would not have guessed Neil Patrick Harris would grow up to be so.... hot. Apparently the creators of celebrity site Fuck Yeah, Neil Patrick Harris think he is worth his own site of pictures and videos. (Side note: Did you know Steven Bochco and David Kelley were creators of that series? WOW. See how much trivia one can learn during a time suck.)

Ever wonder about that cool breed of cool who already hates the things you are just now hearing about? Check it out at Stuff Hipsters Hate.

Hipsters might like Best of Wikipedia, although I wouldn't dare presume. I'm sure I could get into this site if I tried but I don't consider reading and learning a time suck.

And, finally, there is the Church Sign Maker. I've spent an entire Saturday morning generating, emailing, and receiving signs generated by this site. Excellent time suck site for those of us with an ax to grind.

*Former President George W. Bush